The most painful things in my life would be when I slipped of the saddle of my bike and also when my tonsils got removed. You had to drink a lot and eat a lot of icecream but there was one problem, swallowing hurts like hell. Oh and papercuts are bad too, you really feel the paper cutting through you and it hurts afterwarts.
I remember when I was 8 and got a paper-cut and started to cry... my dad is a really nice guy but he got pissed that I was crying. I later told him that it was on that mid part of your hand where the fingers seperate...
You guys are unlucky. Never had any serious injuries to speak of, and the only time I've even been a hospital patient was because of a bad case of influenza when I was young. Really the worst pain I've had to take was when I lightly sprained my ankle several years ago. It hurt, but the pain wasn't unbearable (far from it), so I went to school the next day like a trooper, and promptly sprained my other ankle. I felt more stupid than in pain.
I C WHT U DID THAR O.e Anyway that's not how I got my internet name, but you must psychic or something because they are very related. Because I had sprained both ankles I walked/hobbled around everywhere very slowly, and was late to my French class. The teacher honestly hardly spoke English, and when she did it was with a super strong accent. When I walk in, class has already started and everyone else is silent and sitting down. Being cross, she yells my name in anger. Because of her accent, it came out as IRON CHIN!! and everyone cracked up.