One Shroom to rule them all, One shroom to find them, One shroom to bring them all, and in the fungi bind them, In the land of fungus, where the shadow lies.
1."Just the other day, I got mugged in the broad daylight!" says ruffian Billy Gutenberg. "And the ironic thing is I had just stuck up this other guy. When muggers are getting mugged, even I have to admit that crime has gotten out of control. We do need more police." This made lol, one of my nation decisions.
my nation The Issue The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Fat paranoid people has stirred up the greatest controversy yet. The Debate "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Clint Gutenberg. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it." This is the position your government is preparing to adopt. Teachers union President Peggy Trax says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
As the "corrupt" leader of the kingdom of Lorf Surfusa, I am measly your new Puppet state. Do what you wish, the 5 million of us will do what you please!
My country is very epic at developing it's economy is now good,not weak, and it has gone from a Psychotic Dictatorship to Iron Fist Consumerists and it is now a Father Knows Best State.
