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  1. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    That is Dr. Professor Mr. Dick to you.
  2. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Is that a reference of some sort, cos if it is, then it completely failed.
  3. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    I'm pretty sure Cox said that.
  5. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    I'm fine fuckface, how bout you?

    And what he said!

    I think you'd know, judging from ze avatar
  6. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Never been better, just bought two pairs of Nikes and a new hoodie. Life is good.

    I called you a dick you said you were one in the OP btw :p
  7. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Dick's genrally call people fuckface right?

    Also high-five for new Nikes 'n' Hoodie's! Life idd is good
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  8. C_G Well-Known Member

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    *interwebz five* Building up my Nike collection, slowly but surely. Currently have a measly four pairs, and one of them is more or less wrecked.
  9. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    I have 3 pairs, one is wrecked, and the other one is kinda old.

    But i'm a one pair of shoes kinda guy, i only have one pair except for specialist shoewear (Football boots, fancy shoes indoor sports etc.)

    That kinda leads to having more Adidas, now that i think of it.

    PS. with Football i don't mean handegg
  10. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Thats a shame. Enjoy your faked injuries.
  11. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Enjoy your body armour, besides i also play Rugby and enjoy a good game of Ice Hockey if i ever get a chance.

    And of course I play like a true Brit, and not as that continental riff-raff you speak of.
  12. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I have little respect for you now.
  13. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    The body armor is so injuries can't be faked. Rugby is overrated, and hockey is cold.

    There is no such thing as a true Brit, your kind disappeared into obscurity. I mean, your kings have a tendency of being Scottish, French, and German... All enemies of England at one time. Is that why you live in Holland?

    Thats okay, at least the Dutch are still pretty cool (as long as you avoid the words red and light and show yourself to be a tool.)

    I forgive you. :3
  14. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I fucking love the cold!

    Peh, we kicked their shit into the dirt (I may be exaggerating, just a tad) yesterday in the Euro game between Netherlands and Portugal.
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    nope
  16. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    The body armour is because you're afraid of hurting yourselfs, because 90% off the players on the pitch have the sole purpose of running into the opposition to make sure they cant do anything, thereby canceing eachother out and only having 10% of the players doing anything, making the sport retarded. Rugby is the manly variant of Handegg, but if you want to see the manliest variant you should check out Australian rules Football.

    I live in Holland because my mother is from suriname a former dutch colony, you're ignorance once more shows trough, also on the History part, The English Kings have never been French, the Normans where Vikings, just like the Angels & Saxons, who just crashed and settled in modern day french, They have never been Scottish really, because the Scottish kings and queens where always closely tied to English kings and Queens and yes in the end when we decided that kings where outdatet we had some Germans in.

    And the Dutch are cool why? Apart from there lenience in the drug policy and such and the genereal idea of leave eachother be, they are kinda retarded.


    But you are American, therefore undereducated and probably ignorant, as your posts here have reinforced here actually.

    Ice Hockey isnt really that cold, and yeah im glad you did, but still sad Denmark didnt beat Germany, because of hating Germans and such :p
  17. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Ooooooooo, Imma have fun with this one.

    Are you angry that we have body armor? "Oh, you're afraid of hurting yourselves! You are noobs!" Thats a shame, but truth be told, its nice to be able to afford something so simple instead of running around in short shorts trying to look tough. Break a few bones, awesome for you. In America, we use strategy which is why we have the padding and different types of padding per player and why we run off of plays.

    We Americans love strategy. Hence why in WWII (bringing this up, Boy) the Americans plotted D-Day and the British plotted Market Garden. Of which, Market Garden was a colossal failure. Juuuust saying.

    British interest of strategy died right about WWI, hence why their Empire consists of a commonwealth. Not so mighty now, hrm?

    Now, let me address your monarchs and your accusations of my ignorance.

    Its laughable at best. You've had a king who didn't even speak English quite a few times before. Vikings come from Scandinavia, thus those Normans and Saxons type were more or less German... Though, now that I think about it, Normans may be from... Normandy... in France... WHAT A TWIST!!!

    Your entire monarchy doesn't want to be English, what makes you want to be English if they don't? Then again, the best English monarchs were bastards, magnificent ones to be specific. Perhaps that had something to do with it.

    Now the Dutch. Want to know WHY they are cool? Because their history is one of struggle, strife, and victory in the end. The Dutch Netherlands was the home of the underdogs for the longest time. They defeated Spain in their own homeland, they set foot in America, they took parts of the Pacific, at one point it was the absolute center of Europe, and they set up a model of what art should be instead of what the French claim it was.

    When people defined art as something generic, the Dutch molded art into something spectacular, something that could make your heart skip a beat.

    The Dutch had more than an empire. They had the innovation which changed the world.

    Now... The Netherlands is a remnant of what they used to be. What do we remember the Dutch for? Well, if I were an arrogant young lad with nothing to show and nothing is known, I would know of the Dutch Redlight District.

    You've got to mature, Buddy. You'll grow out of it or you will be stepped on. This is you're choice, not mine.
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    I stoped reading when I saw "WWII" in it.
  19. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    I was going to reply, but then I thought "Meh, I'm not going to get to get anywhere with those two anyway."
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  20. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Don't worry, I am not saying how America saved them in WWII, I am only saying they fucked up in Market Garden. Montgomery was a putz.

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