Ha! We can just put a train there. Besides, I'm sure we can sacrifice one of the largest harbours in the world and the Gulf Stream to shut you lot up.
hello and welcome to the forums i used to speak german like you, then i took an arrow to the knee, i mean i forgot.
Now only to find out whether that's a good thing or not. I am tempted to call for the later. We can drop stinky cheese in London, and you'd all flee to the continent in no time at all, where the Romans'd make you their slaves. Europe, fuck yeah!
I was up by 6:30, but I just parked my fat-ass in front of the computer. Gotta go prepare for the epic journey to school in a few hours...
While this country still produces stinking bishop, cheese will have no effect. Anyway, the Roman's haven't won anything since they were an empire.
Then we will land troops at the shores of Dover (I heard they'd be easy to take in a landing), and we will burn your bee hives with flamethrowers, so tea plants will never be able to reproduce ever again, and you can never drink that bloody elixir which keeps you young and fruity ever again!
Darn! I see no way in blocking your import of tea considering the European fleet is so huge we can't get it out of our ports...
Yes, we do. Four, I believe. But this is about the combined European navy, which would kick your dumbass (no pun intended, any harm done by this accidental pun can in no way be shifted to me).