An asortment of shiny trinkets, many perfectly fossilised Roman legionnaires, the meaning of life & when I can be bothered: you (I need some more fabric for the dress I'm making).
Of course they exist, and they're very easy to make. All you need is a horse, a spiral shell, and a lot of sticky tape. Boom, instant unicorn.
@Chelsea That is why I have taken the wise precaution of putting metal plating in that delicate area... also it puts the lotion on it's, or else it get the hose again! Get used to hearing that every 30mins... ha!
I may be blind , but my super epic awesome attack unicorn isn't... *You look at it & it's a puppy with a toilet paper tube stuck on it's head*
I have Michael Jackson's dug up corpse in my basement, and I gotta say, he's still got it. I predict a comeback soon. This whole, "death" thing was a brilliant publicity stunt.
Just play thriller and he should get up and dance. Thriller is the true secret to creating zombies. It is fitting for it's creator.
Nah, he's more valuable in the original packaging. can't have him rising out of the grave until I get my damn money.
Well after studying for my philosophy course (which was very focused on metaphysics focused) for two days straight last exams I actually managed (not kidding) to convince myself that unicorns were real.
I think you should a very high mark for that either that or you got drunk and watched too much Charlie the unicorn.
Unicorns may not be real but out West I hear that the have these things called horseicorns which are Unicorns with a Horse's head.
My unicorns escaped ma' basement, and now they're loose... Trust me, ain't nothing worse than a free unicorn.
