Fun fact: After the events portrayed in the above video I gained the ability to crush rocks with my penis.
So, once again, stupid Britannians attack me, heavy, heavy losses for them whilst facing a force half their own. Except this time, it isn't a city defense. Are they supposed to be so damned easy to route and disorient with cavalry? I didn't even attack his general until his entire army was broken. Edit: There are crossed swords on the beach where the battle took place, it said it was the site of a famous battle and gives the leader and faction names.
That explains some things, but I still consider myself a cunning strategist... Against a nervous child.