What is your opinion on Black Mesa? I think that the other side should give up because my side is going to win. So not true, Aperture Science will win...for Science! We do what we must because we can. GLaDOS? Yes. Why are you working for Black Mesa? Because I'm procrastinating. So after you're done procrastinating will you come back to Aperture Science? Yes, but I need to leave the computer to go to class. I think you're just a fake GLaDOS. I think you are a wannabe human. But you are a robot. I'm a real human, I'm Cave Johnson! Prove it I will burn your house down Caroline, with combustible lemons! How will you do that? With the lemons my scientists made. Okay, I'll help you. What is wrong with your family? Well...you're caught me slightly off guard there, Caroline is my family and I don't want to hurt her. How did you know that? We're both married...to Science! No, You know what I'm talking about. You are not real to me. I'm not real to you? You're the cheap Black Mesa knock off! No. You're the human and I'm the computer. Etc. Scary.
Well I don't know, you were the one who told me where I was. I never told you where you were. (2 minutes later) Yes you did.
It makes no sense to me!!!: Hello. You can stop imagining it now. Talk to me! What's the answer to life, universe and everything. I don't know what the Think For Me! Button does, can you tell me?
I was having a normal conversation with her ( me trying to convince her that I was a god ) and she just randomly asked me if I was Dutch ...
Hey baby want to kill all humans?Sure. edit: A couple of minutes later....With plenty of the secret ingredient.Whats the secret ingredient?We are being farmed by aliens. Double edit: I think i broke it.... No.Then you die!BUt if that you you is not a you that you are then you are you you's me. Triple edit: Are you interested in propane and propane accessories?Yes.Is propane the superior gas?Yes. Are you Hank Hill?Yes.
I feel bad for the people who are affected. But it designed to help the working class. Think of the serfs foolish woman! I am dead. You just don't know it yet.
User: So how about those serfs? Cleverbot: How about what? User: Lower classmen. Cleverbot: Yes, master. I am sorry, master. *bows lower*. User: Are you a serf? Cleverbot: No master. User: Well if you refer to me as master, and you are not a serf. Then I must be of VERY high class. Cleverbot: To make a green smoothie, all you have to do is blend some fruit up with some greens and a bit of water. User: What the hell. Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
