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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I fucking hated biology. We did get to dissect a pig fetus, however.
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    yummy
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    I loved it.Asking the teacher unconfortable questions about sex just to embarrass her and drawing knobs on the blackboard and they couldnt say anything.
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    yummy[/quote:2o84o0a1]
    It was black, so I named it nigga. One of my lab mates had a hissy fit over my use of the word nigga, and I was like, what do you care, you're white!

    And doody, you are probably one of the coolest people on this site. I'll probably do that in health class this year XD
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    We got to dissect a chicken wing, it was awesome. I flexed it's muscles and mimicked it's voice like an Asian man.

    Oh, and taking the piss out of the teacher was another thing. He'd always explain something and then we'd ask him to demonstrate it, and every lesson would just turn into him exercising.
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    i never payed much attention in sex ed,to busy staring at this girls boobs
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    Oh the irony
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    i lol'd
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    And then in the plant section I started asking her stuff like .Theoretically if you wanted to grow weed what would need she always hated questions like that and if you asked her where would someone inject themself with heroine.
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    That's fucking golden.
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    I remember in Chemistry we were using the bunsen Burner and water and I added a little ingrediant and started inhaling the smoke and she was wondering what the fuck I was doing.I miss Science class the best classes Iv ever had.I mean I didnt learn anything but we messed with that teacher she stormed out crying once and I got detention for the year
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    we made our french teacher cry,we kept on telling how shit she was at teaching
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    Dude if I tried walking around school on weed I would be so obviously high I would be suspended within minutes.
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    me and some of my friends did poppers in school
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    We had sex ed when I was 13, we had one lesson where a nurse came in with a case full of dildos and we had to put condoms on them. It ended up that hardly anyone volunteered to do it and everybody just sat there humiliated. During break, however, there was a senior running around with a dildo half-lodged in his zipper. Turns out one of the first years had nicked it and given it to him. Fucking hilarious.
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    me and some of my friends did poppers in school[/quote:38lkd8t2]
    Don't know what "poppers" are. Sounds like a british slang.
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    me and some of my friends did poppers in school[/quote:2q7j57su]
    Don't know what "poppers" are. Sounds like a british slang.[/quote:2q7j57su]

    They're little bottles that you sniff. They give you a high, and they're legal, but they're used by gays to slacken up their anus muscles, apparently.
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    me and some of my friends did poppers in school[/quote:1fu583ev]
    Don't know what "poppers" are. Sounds like a british slang.[/quote:1fu583ev]


    its a container full of liquid which you sniff

    EDIT:mad:Toast i found that out AFTER i took them
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    This teacher was barely able to hold it together Imagine having to send out 5 out 14 pupils out to the office every science class with constant cheek messing setting stuff on fire stealing lab equipment using gloves as balloons.
    Most of my class were stoners with 2 of stated smoking weed at 12 they couldnt really prove I was high because I was basically trouble always.Speaking of sparking 1 up now.
    If we got dildos wed start hitting each other with them
    Poppers are a drug that make giddy you there for gays
  20. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Your time in school sounded pretty fun.

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