Shittiest enemies in gaming

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  1. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Probably the generic enemy soldiers in the COD games. They just fucking drop like flies. You could ambush them with a broken vodka bottle and they'd be slaughtered.
  2. lukakiwi Well-Known Member

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    no, BLUFOR
  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    privates in The Dynasty Warriors Series.
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    1. Miriam from Alpha Centauri. She was the biggest fucking moron to ever exist in a video game.
    2. A.I. troops from ARMA II. Totally have to love the insta-headshots through 10 meter thick-as-shit grass at 300 meters with Ak-47's.
    3. A.I. Civs. in Civilization V. Predictible and Pathetic failure measured by the metric shit-ton.
  5. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    i'm surprised nobody mentioned the Total War AI. or even the paradox AI....
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    All the alien ships in space invaders, apart from the last one.
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    There not enemies though.
  8. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Total War games don't have shitty enemies, they just have horrible and buggy AI.

    Does Mount & Blade count? 'Cause I did.

    If it doesn't, I suppose EUII has some pretty fucking retarded AI.
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    The referee in Fifa 10
  10. lukakiwi Well-Known Member

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    they are if you play as OPFOR (assuming were talkng about Arma 2 here)

    also, Maurader Shields
  11. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Beat me to it. Cliffracers are so bad, it was part of Elder Scrolls lore to have them chased out of Morrowind by Jiub, the dude you met on the boat, and he became a saint because of it.

    Cliffracers have my vote as worst.
  12. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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