I don't know too much about him. What I do know he is the Emperor of one of the Galactic Superpowers named 'The Imperium'. Upon reading the forums, I noticed that he is also one of the games Developers/Admins. I'm not actually a part of our Empire yet, so I'm relying on Kara for a lot of info there. I believe our Capitol building should be up shortly, and then we can all join..
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? War with that huge empire you were talking about? Oh boy, looks like we're about to get owned.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Defensively, we have about 100-200 citizens, roughly two thousand-something shovels, and a motorbike. So there is still some hope.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? If they are those Chinese military shovels from that vid that was posted on the forums a while back we might be ok.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? I should write a book on all the shit I'm walking through for you guys. I hope I can get the capitol up so I can hand the Empire to Ler. Things are going well, if the damn Oil Rigs would start working I could make enough plastic to set the Green Party in a rage. I don't know if my derpy workers have figured out they need the 2.1k shovels yet though. Also I've decided I'm just going to ignore Hexus whenever he comes. Try to pretend to be dead and maybe he'll forget about us. Or he'll invade. Our army: 1 me ~50 civilians 2.1k shovels 1.6k wrenches 1 motorbike which I always lose and have to re-find all the time That's about it. Luckilly all they have is giant space ships that could fry the whole city in about a minute.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? It may well have been a mistake on their half. I think we should see what Haxus has to say.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Ya, they probably aren't trying to kill us all and eat our babies. btw, I'm trying to continue building up the city. Sadly a horde of bug creatures has infested the city and forced me to log off. Sucks.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Sounds really broken that the dev's own the biggest empire in the game. I mean, I don't mind being involved, but they aren't supposed to use their power to ruin others experiences. Think I'm going to pass on this one for now.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? It's one of the biggest, not the biggest. And it's not like he's used anything the other players don't have access to. In fact, he probably has less time because he has to constantly try to fix the game's bugs and glitches. His only advantage is that he knows mechanics more than anyone else.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Once the capitol is up you should be able to join and all that good stuff. I'm having problems with plastics, but I just laid about 3 plastics factories so that should be fine. Sadly everyone is pissed off because I don't have enough churches and fire departments and whatever so they're all whining. Also they say there's not enough homes. Between it all I've spammed about 15 buildings. Edit: [spoiler:22zqa306][/spoiler:22zqa306] Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the greatest threat to our national security. These bugs have rampaged, killing me several times very, very annoyingly. These things are fucking assholes. I call them, "Douche Bugs". We must unite and drive the Douche Bugs back into the sea before we all get really, really frustrated.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? they are ranked about 35th or 36th in the game, so they are big but there are bigger ones
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Alrighty. The Capitol building is now up, so you can all join! To do that, create an account here - http://hazeron.com/, then download the client/install. (Pretty small, only 150 MB) When you have it installed, launch the client, and click 'Create a new Character'. DO NOT click 'Create a new Emperor'. There should be a drop down bar where you can select various different empires to join. Unfortunately, ours does not show there, for some reason. So, you need to type 'Galactic Peoples Empire' in that bar. If you got it right, the Angolian flag should appear at the bottom of the screen, and a strange, but slightly cute mix between a Cow, A Human, and a Pedobear should appear on the screen. Proceed onto 'Create Character' where you can name your person/pick male or female, and then press Ok. You should be whisked onto our home world, and staring at a bloke named 'Turgoss'.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Ler got some specifics wrong. First of all, you need to type the right name if you hope to find the Empire. We are the, and don't mis-spell this, Peoples Galactic Empire Spelled EXACTLY like so. Next, I have made sure that there is a vegtable on every plate, a light in every house, and a cap in every ass. That's right, we have guns. Lots and lots of guns. And our army is one to be feared if your a small bird. Our Red Neck Pedo-Bears will blow you away with shotguns. Also, we would have a tank or two, but they don't exist. Sorry. Lastly, we're moving into the stages of a rocket. From there we'll build a moon base, and from there a space-ship and then our Empire will REALLY start going with new worlds to settle and all. If your wondering what your hard working players on so far are doing, Ler and I are driving an APC (poorly) through the Town while our poor, starving civilians work. Btw, we have about 100 people and 8 people in the army. We're still pathetic, but not AS pathetic. Also that war thing with the Imperium was an accident and we made peace really quickly.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? You got it wrong Kara, they have to spell empire with a lower case e. So Peoples Galactic empire.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Leningrad, We have lift off... [spoiler:7d1gq2wy][attachment=0:7d1gq2wy]HazeronSolarsystem1.jpg[/attachment:7d1gq2wy][/spoiler:7d1gq2wy] We just launched our first rocket. Looking out our Cockpit window, into our sun, 'Soviet Sol'. Note that each of those stars is an actual in game sun, which you can visit. Ed - Bad news: We are currently extremely low on fuel. Each attempt to land back home has so far, been a failure. We have fuel left for maybe 1 more attempt. This is bad.
Shores of Hazeron - War!? WTFBBQ? Here's what happened: So, as you know, I was trying to set up a Space Program. Things were going great, and the rocket was out in no time. Sadly, I thought it was powered with Gasoline, and instead had to make some Hydrogen. So I cooked up a little bit of Hydrogen and told Ler we were ready for take-off. We were assaulted by a giant Douche Bug on the way to the ship. We ran into the rocket though and were protected. Then, we began the launch. We blazed through the air. In no time we were out of Soviet Sol V and into the system. We toured around. Took pictures. Viewed planets. All that good stuff. But then we noticed we were a fourth out of fuel. We took the smart move and decided to head home. However, I missed the planet. I tried again. And I missed. And again. And again. Until we were very slim on fuel. It was the last shot we had. 1 tank of Hydrogen. 1 Chance to go back to our wives and kids. 1 chance to make our species the happiest in the Universe. We braced for it. The last oppertunity at salvation. Everything was on course. We were lined up, successfully positioned. But we ran out of fuel so we all starved to death in SPACE. Luckilly we made another rocket, so we'll launch whenever.
