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  1. TheKoreanPoet Well-Known Member

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    Then I woke up. I was just a crazy dream probably caused from drinking last night at the pub with a few friends. I look at the alarm clock and it reads 11:30. I was 1 & 1/2 hours late for work. I rush out of bed, quickly shave, brush my teeth and get dressed. I run out of the apartment and run down to the corner store to pick up a small energy bar. But while I was running, a black car starts driving up beside me. A window lowers down and an old man in a black pinstripe suit is in the back seat. He says "You look like your in a hurry, you want a lift?"
  2. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Oh shit, I thought, not this again!
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    What Lighthouse would say?

    Do you want to have the Sexes with Lighthouse!
  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    :D

    This is what happens when you make a thread with a responsing post, and then Toast is the first one to see it.
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    AND THEN KIM JONG IL JIZZED RIGHT IN AHMADINEJADS EYES
  6. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    With this break in Iran - DPRK & China relations, Britain sees fit to occupy Iran.

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