The Church of Napoleon

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  1. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Even worse I spotted it.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 7, 2012
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    Dude I am napoleons best friend? Why was I NOT informed of this awesome thread?
    Lighthouse, Jul 9, 2012
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  3. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    ^Napoleon hates you.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 9, 2012
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    ^Che hates you
    Lighthouse, Jul 9, 2012
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  5. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Che hates everyone, that comment is redundant.
    Epiccheesegrater, Jul 9, 2012
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  6. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Except Soviet, they are rampant homosexuals for each other.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 9, 2012
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  7. Starfire787 New Member

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    Thanks for the church Kara.
    Starfire787, Jul 13, 2012
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    Wait... didn't you marry Stormfront? This must mean he was cheating on you. My condolences.
    Epiccheesegrater, Jul 13, 2012
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  9. Starfire787 New Member

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    Damn whore.
    Starfire787, Jul 13, 2012
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  10. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Just like Napoleon.
    BattalionOfRed, Jul 13, 2012
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    Agreed.
    Starfire787, Jul 13, 2012
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  12. Starfire787 New Member

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    Starfire787, Jul 13, 2012
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  13. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Quit spammin' that shit.
    BattalionOfRed, Jul 13, 2012
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  14. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    I would encourage it, but I abandoned the Little Corsican. :(
    RickPerryLover, Jul 13, 2012
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  15. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    ^Background Music, thanks Viking

    My brothers, sons and daughters of Napoleon, yesterday I experienced a divine dialogue with Napoleon. He said that all of the seals had been broken, except one. The death of Napoleon, praise his name, himself. There was but one creature so vile that could rot away Napoleon's divine light. The Man of a Thousand Lies, Matthewchris.

    Across the cosmos they fought for a thousand eternities in a war of blood and fire. And we didn't even know it. Ultimately it was CheFlegel who turned the tide. Napoleon had banished him off the Forums long ago for his heresy, but in a final act of repentance Che descended from the sky clutching his sword, Butthurt, forged from the tears of General of Carthage himself. Matthewchris looked upwards, caught on the unawares, and was impaled through the face by Butthurt.

    Napoleon was freed, and the End Times were prevented. It is expected we shall soon see Napoleon bring Che back into the Realm of Man. Now we may live in the Peace of Napoleon, under the Reign of Napoleon. Forever and ever.

    PRAISE HIS NAME! NAPOLEON!
    Karakoran, Jul 14, 2012
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  16. Emperor Napoleon Mr. Multi

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    Kara... that was FUCKING AWESOME!
    Emperor Napoleon, Jul 14, 2012
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  17. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    GLORY TO NAPOLEON.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 14, 2012
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  18. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    So... what's the church doctrine on abortion?
    darthdj31, Jul 14, 2012
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  19. Emperor Napoleon Mr. Multi

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    Emperor Napoleon, Jul 14, 2012
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  20. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    ok
    darthdj31, Jul 14, 2012
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