The flying cars of Nazi Germany

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  1. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Yeah, Einstein was a Jew, so he called for help of the aliens, but they aliens said "NOOOOO!!!!1!" and they helped Hitler to exterminate the Jews with LAZARS!!1! and time manipulation devices. But when the allies came in, the aliens realized their fault, and they helped the US by building area 51, where they developed the a-bomb. When the Soviets found out about this, they wanted to get to space to kick the aliens ass for helping the US, but the US said: "OH NO YA DONT!!!1!!!" and they started the space race, 'cos the good old US wanted to help these noble-everything-exterminating aliens, and they got to the moon first to help the aliens there. Then the aliens let the Soviet Union collapse in return by mind control, and that's why the US rulezzz.

    I don't have any sources, but I can assure you it's true.
    Bart, Jan 8, 2012
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  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    So Jews are Nazis who are aliens.....makes perfect sense really.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 8, 2012
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  3. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Don't forget, they could apparently fly without having to buy an expensive airplane.
    yuri2045, Jan 10, 2012
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    You got to give it to those Nazis. The first jet aircraft, the first assault rifle, and now the first flying cars.
    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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  5. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Yeah you know the world would be such a better place if they won, we would all have flying cars like the jetsons by now.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 10, 2012
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  6. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly, as the Shamwow Guy stated "Made in Germany, you know the Germans make good stuff."
    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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  7. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I could just imagine him going "HEIL HITLER" like right after he said that.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 10, 2012
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    [IMG] "Heil Hitler!"
    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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  9. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    And we have a winner.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 10, 2012
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    This thread is fucking amazing.
    Lighthouse, Jan 10, 2012
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  11. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    It would have been equally amazing if the Maus ever saw service in the Volkswaffe.
    Romulus211, Jan 10, 2012
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    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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    Romulus211, Jan 10, 2012
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    Why did you guys destroy Nazi Germany, if you didn't we would be flying on motherfucking cars!!! :rolleyes:
    yuri2045, Jan 10, 2012
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    BRING BACK NAZI GERMANY.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 10, 2012
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  16. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Hitler/Hess 2012
    Romulus211, Jan 10, 2012
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    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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    yuri2045, Jan 10, 2012
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    you won more then mexico.
    Romulus211, Jan 10, 2012
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  20. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    Just because they didn't do much doesn't mean they didn't help the Allies win.
    Vassilli1942, Jan 10, 2012
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