Now if only someone had a stereo with a Thriller CD in it to their left then they would have the ultimate luck. No zombie can attack you if it has to break out in dance. They're required to whenever they hear it.
Seems appropriate, if these are George Romero -esque zombies. They never put up a good fight after being set ablaze.
A box of cappuccino truffles and a polling card? Maybe I can enlist the Liberal Democrats' help by voting 'yes' and giving them the chocolate. Surely siding with the Tories has got them at least a small stash of military hardware?
Ah, good idea! But that would only work if we get L4D zombies, other zombies would move to slowly and I'd probably die of old age XD
He'll prob last longer than you. Never underestimate the usefulness of having someone to trip when being chased by stuff.