The Psychology of Leftism

It had to be done. The moment was perfect. I have no regrets.

I hope you burn in Dinosaur Hell.

Oh, yeah, like a fucking meteor wasn't enough already.

That meteor has nothing on Dinosaur Hell. Nothing I tell you. You'll be begging for that meteor when you get to Dinosaur Hell.

Oh fuck, that does sound pretty fucking bad...wait, you been there before?

Oh yes I know the Dinosaur Devil (long story). I'll make sure he makes special arrangements for you.

But can he resist my epic sunglasses?

Of course he can he's the fucking (dinosaur) Devil. You can't top the Devil.

Blast! There goes Plan B...now I'm going to have to find a way to live forever...now where did I leave that alchemy set?

Pfft a T-Rex can't use alchemy your arms are too small.

Good thing he's not a T-Rex then, huh? He's a Ricosaurus Rex, R-Rex.

He still doesn't have thumbs right?

Ha! Fooled you! I lengthened the legs of the table it's standing on.

This is of course also true. Through evolution, the R-Rex has increased arm length, increased intelligence and a higher running speed compared to the T-Rex! I also heard they're wildly attractive, especially when wearing sunglasses.

Why, of course I do! How else am I holding things?

God damn it! Doesn't matter... nobody escapes death.

Ha! That's what you think, but guess who'll laugh last when he creates the Philosopher's Stone? Me, because you'll be long dead, as I'm IMMORTAL! MUHAHAHAHA!

Haven't you seen FMA? You foolish Dinosaur.

Ehh...no. But I have seen Harry Potter!

But even in that... the guy doesn't escape from death.

Well, no, because he gave the Stone away, the dumbass.

Thanks for ruining the ending......