*Fires cannon* "Sorry, Surfusa but I had to stop you." Now I will give Mr. Reagan an offer. I will work for 1/5 of my normal salary if you make me a manager of one of your factories. Then I will give you most of the money I earn. Deal?
I had to live where the gas clouds were, you think a little cannon fire can hurt. *fires a Ronald Regan rifle* Don't sign it! Reduce their pay even more!
OK then, you're now manager at one of my many sweatshops, have fun with the kiddies. I'd let you manage one of my empty factories but Stalin closed all of them *sadface*
Never you capitalist dog. The middle class will always support Ronald Regan and the true way to run a factory!
Damn all of you industrialists! It's thanks to you that the majority of us poor Chinese workers are severely disabled! I myself have only half a face!
Dear MR.Raygun we don't like our faces getting ripped off by a machine tool. Please improve those machines to be safer or else a lot of people will write you angry letters.I hope you will do the improvements. Ps:OH MY F*CKING GOD!MY FACE F*CKING HURTS!
Personally, as a middle class citizen... Wait hold on *fires rifle at Dud*... Sorry, as a middle class citizen, we need more poor people to put on the front lines as meat shields
"Well I agree with Surfusa there but...Wait" *Fires revolver on Surfusa then reloads*..."Sorry about that, but as I was saying the poor also should paid well for being cannon fodder." *Fires at Surfusa*
You hit my Grandmother you Prick! *fires rifle again* But where was I... Oh yes, where would the money go then though?
As a worker in one of Ronald Raygun's factories that primarily makes face-softened saw blades and a member of the Union of Ronald Raygun's Workers I feel I have to protest against the conditions I am facing in the workplace. Although it's a step up from my previous employment as a border guard in Indochina, I still find some elements of my job most dissatisfying. For instance no human face analogue has been used to soften the saw blades and save the faces of my fellow employees and my own. I'm beginning to think that I won't have much face left to soften the saw blades with and I don't want my career to come to an end as the pay is quite good.
you know mr reagen, i dont think your making enough money. if you hire *dowdpride and co* we can come in and provide professional and, most importantly, unethical decisions on making money. we charge 5 million every 6 months, and are certified at what we do! we also can provide your goons with weapons for protection of assets. interested?
Time out, cart comming. *they wait* Okay we're good. *takes shot and runs behind cover. True, but then the ones that live, we have to pay more. All *takes another shot* I'm saying is that we should take Mr. Regan's methods and use them for all poor class jobs
"But since you guys are corr....Wait, time out" *Goes to a store and buys some ammo, resumes firing after reloading* "Ahem, as I was saying" *fires a shot* "since you guys are corrupt then maybe you could swindle them by saying we'll pay you this but when" *Fires again* "payday comes you could pay them 1/5 of what you owe them." *Fires*
