True Facts!

This is a simple forum game. One person posts a "fact" (and by fact I mean made up statement) about the previous poster. It continues on from there.





Ex: person below me starts off by saying "ComradeBob once went streaking in his grandmother's retirement home."

ComradeBob is actually an undercover cop trying to find out who does drugs to get them arrested!

Surfua is actually an engineered robot assassin tasked with killing Stalin 70 years ago. Since Stalin is now dead he is hunting down anyone similar to him... namely JosefVStalin!

C_G is my drug dealer

Pineapple Joe is a coconut named Bob.

Link is a communist revolutionary allied with Che who seeks to overthrow all Capitalism.

Epiccheesegrater3 is not Epiccheesegrater2 or Epiccheesegrater.

Glodraz is part of the fascist mushroom kingdom, secret police.

Eza08 was born on a highway because that's where accidents come from

slydessertfox is actualy a clumbersom polarbear

Joe is actually a sex slave of a viking warlord.

ddbb089, full name ddbb089.dll, is actually a computer virus that stalks forums.

Eza08 is the xbox live gamertag of John McCain.

Ddbb098 is actually planning to have an airstrike against the US and has his hand on the big red button

Surfusa is a Commie Nazi.

Glodraz brought the idea for Left 4 Dead to Gabe Newell. Because he did not like the idea that Glodraz demanded credit for the game and a residual payment, Newell had Glodraz cryogenically frozen and dumped under a construction site for a Sizzler Steakhouse. 4 years later, Glodraz rose from his grave and is now secretly vowing to take revenge against the evil Valve.



But don't tell anyone!!!!

It was ComradeBob's idea to create Fox News.

epiccheesegrater3 is infact a not so epic blender.

PineappleJoe is actually from Sweden, and has never skied or snow-boarded in his life.

I would rather die.