Slydessertfox is actually a double agent working for other Shogun 2 clans that seek to crush the NKVD.
Epiccheesegreater3 is a sentient being from another universe, currently enduring the process of regeneration into Epiccheesegrater4
Actually I switch between the NKVD and HeirofCarrthagefans clans. Rangerspetznaz is an alien come ot destroy us all
Slydessertfox has done three tour of duties in the U.S military, 2 in Iraq, and 1 in Afghanistan, in that time he has killed four Iraqi children, thrown seventeen puppies off of the Afghan mountains, and blown up an Iraqi police headquarters. He also eats a bum load (wink wink) of cake.
Slydesserfox seeks to become the General Secretary of the NKVD clan by assassinating all potential opposition.