We are all Subjects in The Crusader Kings II Let’s Play

As one of your many spys i wish to state one thing. That annoying heritic that keeps on popping up into your court must die. He has been to long a thorn in the side of well everybody so just get rid of the idiot

I am one of your unruly vassals and I am PISSED. I demand to be granted the title of keeper of the swans or by goodness you'll have a revolt on your hands.

As your son I demand the duchy of novgorod and all the under titles!!!

Why revolt for the Keeper of Swans title? The cupbearer is obviously a more prestigious job than it.

I am your Chinese Mentor and suggest you make a lot of babies with your wifes!~

I am your mother, and I don't approve of the way you have been acting mister.

Pissed vassals always acquire keeper of the swans.

NO!

I CANT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN!

*SMITES*

I still suggest stabbing people.

King stalin, I am nothing more than a loyal soldier. I wish to say that the tyranny of the Holy Roman Empire must be stopped. I have heard that they do horrible things to people. when we have the land and the troops I plead that you stop them.

ok first germans then muslims and now russians "why country is so fuck up?"

Ohh great Stalin,my great-great grandfather sent a official message and got very dishonored but thats not the case, I sent this message saying from the large city of Novekrazain,a large grwoing city of crime and sins and im been appointed the new mayor of this city and i have to say,theres must have more "civil war" in this city than in this empires life. The point being that your authority in the peasants are rather low and thats way this city is prosperous let very dangerous. Rise you authority so no more conflict in my city and in the rest of the empire.

ha! romulus and ironchin died take that you fools, this is what you get when you try to steal the kingdom from our leader! BIGGUS DICKUS!

Kil awl teh mooslamz.

Greetings great King STALIN!,

I'm a huble spy for your great kingdom with a message. The message is about a evil mooselam plot against you. It apears that the Cumanz have gotten desperate and together with the Byzatine Empire the plan to destroy our great kingdom. I reccomend we take out the Byzatines for good because the Cumans aren't really a threat.

And as always have nice day.

stalin when someone rebels you can take 1 territory from them with no consequences you should do this after every rebellion and give those territories to people who are more worthy

I sign up just to tell you good job in the let's play video's. I have some advice you should follow in order to keep you kingdom together a lot better.

Create some dukes to run the lands for you. Make sure you have create vassals for cities and church's . The lord who owns a castle should be count of the land. Give's the count less power over having more then 2 castles who could turn on you later on.
You'd want to raise taxes on feudal lord The less money they have the less chance they can do plots against you.

Invest in your direct land you control first before you invest in someone else land. The lord will build money over time and invest in there own land if they can(You've been pulling a ton of war in short notice a lot of time's which kept your land from being developed.

Holy shit, a user who isn't a white guy!

Man I thought about telling stalin how badly he manages his vassals but then I thought it would get ignored like most advice get's ignored (most of the time with good reason)

Stalin if you read this guy's advice .. seriously. Do it.

So theshaw will be the next king in the north and he's going to turn the land into a weed field .......still a better prince than romulus (he got himself killed hahaha)