we are members of stalins hiver empire

Hitman is right. No human/Dolphin/Hiver/Whatever Hybrids are possible. Trust me, I've tried. It only results in failure, and occasionally the other party is impaled on one of my forelegs.

So im on this octopus hitler ship right now trying to spend the time... Anyone got a deck of cards?

Considering we are all workers of the almighty Queen stalin... that would assume that we have no rights to pretty much anything and any/all of our ideas that happen to be good are the Queens ideas... So no no royalties xD

Dear Stalin i have recently legally purchased me slaves from Ronald Rayguns supply and there spiraling me into dept!!! Please take them for cannon fodder so i do not bring great shame upon my Hiver family!

I'll take them... i mean on my ship when stalin forgot to press the red button we lost quiet a few cannon-fodder hivers... i could always do with some more Just throw them into the beam when we fly over your planet and we'll take them off your hands free of cost...

Also yes we use a beam over hiver planets and anyone who stands in said beam gets sucked up into the ship and then have to work on it. Clever dont you think?

That sounds excellent! But they may be fairly week ive been only feeding them bags full of rock salt powder. ill throw extra bag or two into the beam along with them. Win/Win situation

Oh it doesnt matter if they get to weak... thats not a problem. If they fall down and cant get up they'll be put onto a torpedo or missile... and if they start to rebel...well we always need people to clean the lasers during and after combat

queen stalin
I work for Ronald Raygun and I dont see the problem with him he regulary donates money to the hiver ophanage on every planet he visits and he also gives some poor ophan a new home to live in I dont know where he takes them but tht isnt a problem ? And he difentaly isnt building a moon sized space station tht can destroy planets tht is all

Oh great Khepri (look it up, it'll make sense), he who creates life, he who moves the sun! I follow your every whim. We shall attack the Sky Asps and drive them to extinction!

Sorry I only have this card...

I do happen to own a small moon and assure you it's not a space station. [wink wink]

hiver national anothom *to be sung like we are the champions* we are the hiver my friend and we'll keep fighting till we get bored and we'll destroy all life forms of the gallxy and it will go up and up and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and we are the champions no time for losels because we are the hiver the hiver. for our world. any who dare mock it shall be fed to a giant cock...roch

Yes! No time for losels! =P

oh mighty queen stalin,

i am a small hiver schoolbug and need help with my math homework, please help me!

:?: 1 what is the probability of picking a red card from a deck of 52 cards then an ace in a deck of 52 cards without replacing the first red card?
(p=probablity all questions are out of a deck of 52 cards)

:?: 2 p(prime and even)

:?: 5 p(composite and odd)

I'm the emperor of Aarontopia from the future, in a galaxy right next door
and i love how this galaxy looks. bugs and dolphins working together to kill them all ^^

too bad my race is more slightly more powerful than yours


now if you'll excuse me... i'll... rapeify some space dolphins... the things i do for time travel

i wonder how many bugs it takes to run our ships and how many bugs we lost so far or all the space lizzareds that were killed we look like a army ant queen had a baby with praying mantese or are we just giant praying mantese who use guns but reproduce like ants

through the information organization I own called W.I.K.I. I can tell you that there are 30 – 40 in Destroyers, 300 in Cruisers, and 1600 – 2000 in Dreadnoughts

Great Imperator

First of all, I would like to thank you on making me the commander of the feared "Crawler Guard". I have some dire news, esteemed one, a dolphin sympathiser among the ranks explained that he had made an astonishing find, when reading "Holy Book of Dolphin", saying that, these-these dolphin creatures are the "master" race. Considering this a threat to national security, I was forced to feed him to the Bakka' Lur'r of lake Xanar for speaking such blasmephy - it was a bloody mess.
The dolphins are a dangerous people, we must continue researching their language, for they are a beligerent species - bent on galaxy conquest... and decrypting even more of their transmissions will greatly aid our, eventual, war effort. My spies have already uncovered that they look at us with two-faced eyes, and refer to us as the larvae of the galaxy & consider our glorious place among the stars illegitimate.

I say to hell with these damn fish people... destiny calls, we should wait no longer, our time has come, there can be only one victor, and let it be us! Stay vigilant, o' great Imperator.

Legate Tiberius Brutus, or Xa' Nephar - Recently promoted "Crawler Guard" Commander.

P.S. *Distasteful* Raygun!.. I need some more of your lizard friends, for-for... training purposes, also I need a container of materials (25% Carbon, 45% Uranium & 30% "biological" material)

My Queen! We must destroy the humans before our space dolphin allies can! For thousands of years they have stepped on and mutilated our once smaller sisters before the great green irradiated goop that transformed us into the magnificent creatures of the Hiver Empire we are now. They used tools of mass destruction such as the giant yellow laser from their glass UFOs, oh the anthropodity! We must burn their ships and planets to the grown with our much more powerful lasers of DEATH! Show no mercy! Kill every last one of them! DESTROY! INVADE! MASSACRE! CONQUER!

Thanks,
A concerned citizen of the glorious Hiver Empire

My queen dont lisen to this fool look at the humans as a knife to stab they space dolphins back with the surely will come to thier sences and join you if you beat up thier worlds to show them whose boss and they can weaken the dolphens if war was to break out then you humans and dolphins can destroy the pigs, and lizzards and when the Humans dolphins and you are left and every one else is gone get rid of the real threat (dolphins) then thats when you can throw the bloody knife away if you know what i mean

p.s. ignore this if the dolphins kill them though
Sincerly
The old war adviser of genural makute R.I.P. (died drowning on space dolphins planet in the water he slipped) :cry: