we are members of stalins hiver empire

My Queen,
I am concerned over the assimilated Tarkas. They want the Tarkas to remain independent and many are willing to openly rebel. This problem must be solved! Preferably with lasers and genocide.
-A concerned pure blood Hiver.

My Queen I wish to inform you that since we are about to take over every star system the space lizards had, the military wanted me to tell you that we have now placed a bounty on the killing or capture of the one called Ray Gun. The reward is five hundred thousand trillion credits. Hopefully he will not escape our capture I have also contacted the Space Dolphins about this matter and they too are on the look out. I only wish to serve you.

By the way my queen, is there any chance when we do reach the home planet of the space lizards that we can just nuke it and make it so that no one else may live on it?


Admiral Harrington

I for one say we should have a we love queen STALIN! festival though out the empier to celebrate the glorious rule of STALIN! and for our expantion in the universe

My queen you should stop the military from pursuying this bounty for if we are to capture and kill Ray Gun it may give the tarkas just the incentitives they need to rise in revolt. Seeing as Ray Gun is a political figure for the tarkas if he were to just disapear well many of our hive people may die if the tarkas are to revolt.

It's me again, the Chinese soldier from atop that mountain in Nepal. As I passed on from a bad case of being trampled after collapsing from another daily death march, I found myself in the blinding darkness of a hiver-colony's underground lattice of caves and chambers. I was destined to be a worker. Each and every day, every day, except for the four second rests I get every four months, I am to use my bare claws to extract the precious Adamantium for our glorious queen's dreadnaughts of TTD. Right now, I have reached the end of my claws and now must mine the near-invincible Adamantium with my bare forearms. The jolt of pain from trying to even get a gram of the stuff is so great, I spend two of the four seconds of my breaks stretching. The other two are for writing this. Sorry that it has taken so long to write this. As of finishing this sentence, I am having to make due with my shoulders. Ah well. Just another life supporting another one of STALIN!'s glorious empires. Maybe with I rub off the last of my head I'll get to be back on Earth in Medeval Europe if my fate goes well. I have finally figured out my true name, too now. Back to work!

XOXOXOXOXOX,
Agrajag

I can barely read that blue font it rapes my eyeballs

Stalin......take a chill pill for no reason...mentioned this in next let's play.

I don't see why the military is chasing me around, I've been a legal resident of the multicultural Hiver Empire ever since the Tarkas started to suck.

Help me Queen Stalin!

Are you my mommy?

Have no fear Ronald!... You have sanctuary in an Imperial asylum... the Crawler Guard will protect you... while you still have a use. - Your lizard friends are dropping like... well... lizards, I and my men need another shipment!

you need to build more ships i love them. KILL ALL HUMANS!

Because Mr Raygun, you have broken right 15, "The right not be a slave if you were born to two Hiver parents" of the Bill of Rights by enslaving hundreds of thousands of our loyal Hive brothers and thus we must exercise right 12 "The Right to kill Ronald Reagan if he tries to take you as a slave."


As for you Mr Jay, you cannot give this man asylum as that directly goes against article 2 of the Galactic Geneva convention, which states

"No Galactic empire may deny the constitution of any other Galactic empire, regardless of diplomatic relations and political, ethical or religious disagreements."

Mysterious treasonist,

We are the Crawler Guard & I am it's commander-in-chief... we have imperial jurisdiction and we only answer to the, esteemed Imperator. What you speak is treason, and you will be branded an "enemy of the state" - Express such remarks again and I will have you exiled... or executed.

May I remind you that the "Crawler Guard" have served the Emperors/Empresses since before we took to the stars!

P.S. Ronald! - Where are my goddamn lizards!

Legate/Induperator: Tiberius Brutus, or Xa' Nephar

Xa' Nephar shall I send this evidence to the head of State Security Oscar Saint Just. May I remind you that he has authority over the Hiver Guard. He is highly suspicious of everything that happens within the military, don't you remember the time he purged the entire intelligence staff because they wern't working hard enough to get information about Ronald Raygun? He's a lunitic and I'd hate to see him take authority of the Hiver Guard away from you. And yes the warrent for Raygun is still out there, and we will still pay the amount listed

Mislead fool,

You are clearly mislead, for the Oscar Saint Just is on "holiday", compliments of the Crawler Guard, three Taraqs' ago - The Hiver Guard are just policemen... with no real power apart from local law enforcement. We the Crawler Guard are like the Praetorian Guard of the strange tow-legged humanoids' history... we answer only to the Emperor/Empress, we have full authority... Stalin! speaks, we obey & act with an iron fist.

Threaten me, or my soldiers ever again and I shall have you, & your family, sent to the camps of Qu' Nazee'r in the tarkka system... you will be warned only once.

Legate/Induperator Tiberius Brutus, or Xa' Nephar of the Crawler Guard.

May i join this esteemed crawler guard?

He's not on Holiday, I just spoke to him ten minutes ago, he's still at work. We will not stop our search for Ray Gun. We shall find wherever he hides and arrest him for owning slaves

sorry how about now

oh mighty queen stalin,

i am a small hiver schoolbug and need help with my math homework, please help me!

1 what is the probability of picking a red card from a deck of 52 cards then an ace in a deck of 52 cards without replacing the first red card?
(p=probablity all questions are out of a deck of 52 cards)

2 p(prime and even)

5 p(composite and odd)