Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

This isn't ironic it's a shift in your point of view. It would be ironic if you said to her, "I hate the idea of love" or something to that effect.

Best city in the world.

The commie and the (not commie?) girl putting aside their ideological and cultural differences to come together with the help of the bonds of love. One an autistic loner who had given up on good of humanity, and the other is hot. Meet on the top floor of the Empire State Building and I could make a movie about this.

I lived in the city for 10 years and have never seen the Statue of Liberty. We all do strange things.

Meh, too far away.

Sex Drive...

Fair enough. Jeez 5 hours. It only takes roughly 7 hours from London to Edinburgh, basically travelling all the way down from south up to the north of Britain.

Sex fly?

It's more of a six hour drive. And for what? So you can take a shitty picture of the Statue of Liberty while eating an overpriced hot dog, drive through the slowest traffic, walk through an unfriendly, fast paced crowd full of pickpocketers, and spend the rest of your money on a hotel room? No thanks. I hat cities. But I guess my opinion is biased, as the only cities I have ever seen are the boring, rundown and poor ones near the Great Lakes.

Never, ever, ever, fall in love with someone you've never met IRL. That's just dumb. You can't even come close to knowing nearly enough about a person under such circumstances. Besides, there are plenty of women in Britain, bound to be one or two worth sticking on a rock on.

Well, if you can befriend her, you can tell a lot by the way she hugs you. I mean, I could give you more general advice, but the other guys have that covered. Anyway, hugging. There's a few kinds.

1. When they come in from the side, or the front, and hug you around the shoulders, that's a friend hug. Y'know, your stomachs might be touching or some shit, but it isn't too intimate.
2. When they come in from the shoulders, but your bodies don't really touch outside of that, it's a either a newer friend hug or "G-d I hope his dick doesn't come anywhere close to me!" hug. Could go either way.
3. The full body embrace. Be careful not to read to much into this. This could mean your either in the friend zone, or working your way up. Be careful not to get aroused.
4. The full body embrace and lean away. Usually reserved for couples. She hugs you real tight, full contact, and then leans away to talk to you, without breaking the embrace. She's either a slut, or your in good waters. Feel free to get aroused if your feeling adventurous.

I mean, this doesn't apply to all girls, but it's roughly the same advice that my Dad gave me when I was 13, so I figured I could impart into the youngsters here. Above all things though, be confident, and calm. Don't be afraid of failure. I know you kiddies can have a fairly limited scope sometimes, but there is always another girl.

What about a Jew hug?

1. Go to Croatia
2. Find a girl that you like who is in a family that owns part of the Dalmatian Coast
3. Marry
4. Inherit.

Soviet- I have a friend whose after high-school plan is to move to Minnesota and work at Walmart for a year so he can go to college with a girl he met online. He says he's seen her in a video chat, but we made bets on the statistical probability that it is some 40 year old dude. Do not pursue a long term online relationship.

I didnt find that out in facebook. It is quite easy in my school to hear everything without even trying.

Too true. People talk way too loud.

People talk loud when they want to sound smart right?

CORRECT!

That and my 8th grade only had like 95 kids in it.

Wait i thought you were 10th grade. How old are you?

9th grade. 15.

95 kids seems very large to me though there are less Grade 10s in my high school so that is a lot of people to me.

95 kids to an entire class seems large to you? What, are you from the middle of nowhere?

Actually no it's just that in 1996 there was a very small number of births.

Are you really only 15?