What do you look like?

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  1. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I look, hmm... I look like a pale Englishman, but... Something to it that makes me seem mixed in with alot of other Europeans, I'm short, like Napoleon, but taller than my father, the lower portion of my face looks like Vladdy Putin (that's what I call him), my hair is very thick and soft, and I don't look good in any other colour than red or black, as I was told by certain women...
  2. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    no that was a few miles outside of Monaco, In a French botanical garden
  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I have Jet black hair no facial hair. I am a Light caremal Complexion and I have a deep voice Thats all I got.
  4. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    So you're a disembodied head?
  5. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I am also 5'7 I do not know what that is in Euro Height and I weigh about 198 pounds Again i do not Know what that is Euro Weight. I have brown eyes WTF else is there to explain.
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    Blood type, the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name.
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    O+,Midnight , Evelyn, What the Fuck else do you want.
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    "Midnight" is a favored name among prostitutes.
  9. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Theres a Equation going around to find out your porn name.

    Its the name of your first Pet and the street where you grew up on So mine would be

    "Midnight Branch"

    :lol:
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    "Dumpling Paterson"

    I can totally feel it now.
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    I am Officialy Jealous.
  12. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Mine would be "Victory Santos", that's a weird name.
  13. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Thats Bad ass!!!
  14. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    mine would be Olympia Dukakis
  15. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    Dude mine sounds weird
    Furry lover :lol:
  16. Artismoke Well-Known Member

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    Bit off topic but we seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for people's faces now :D
  17. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    I wonder if you just made that up, but it was really funny.
  18. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    Well actually I just translated it through google becouse my dog's name was hungarian and my street's name was completely different but I laught my ass off when I saw it and I sticked with it
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    Gotta love google translator.
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    Ruger Sheppard. I sound like an Irish black guy :cool:

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