I could vaguely describe it to you, but that's it. I have no way of taking and uploading a photograph of myself, even if I wanted to.
Are you scared somebody's going to photoshop it or something? Or that somebody will do what Toast did with Link's picture?
Not at all, my friend, I simply do not have anything capable of taking a photograph of myself. Also, I see no reason to do so now, I'd rather it be done when I'm well dressed and out with friends than sitting on my ass in my home.