What do you look like?

Watch your mouth, homeboy. Can Asians even grow beards?

Why'd he have to comment on it...

Fucking ruins everything, I know.

Yes, but it's not the beard that makes this Asian dude a man.

It's the badass sword that makes an Asian dude a man.

Unfortunately for @ironchin, he has neither sword, nor beard.

You never know, those crazy Ozzies could have anything on them.
Especially with these pants.

It wasn't an attack or anything, I was genuinely impressed.

Yep. The singing makes up for it though. Chicks can't resist singers. Granted, classically trained Asian ones aren't the most popular, but I could be doing a lot worse.

You strike me as the sort of person who would just sit their and talk about how stoned he is.

I hope he'd be the type to just fall asleep and not talk at all.

Never met any of those but then again I don't like smoking with others.

I meet a lot of them. "OMG, this pillow is soooo soft *giggle* I'm hungr- zzzzzz"

I like being solo, too. I feel ya there.

I'm too introspective .

I like being in public stoned the best.

You strike me as most of my hardcore stoner friends who smoke weed under the stairs or heck in the back of the lunch tables outside.

Behind the stairs there is a door to outside, but it locks behind you, so we jam it open with a pen or pencil, and just smoke outside.

I remember one time a teacher came by and asked us if we had been smoking, naturally the ones of us who weren't high convinced her that she was just imagining the smoke and should prepare for the coming school day in her room. Then everyone got back to smoking or taking about how bullshit the school was.

Though I love how all my stoner friends all look like your typical 60s long hair hippie stoner.

We once went to play some football, and someone was getting high. Fun was had.

What are schools policies on marijuana in the Netherlands?

I think marijuana is only "legal" for people older than 18, so most schools forbid the use of drugs.

But of they caught you with it, what would they do?

Hmm, I don't know, I can't say I've ever heard of something like that happening. The closest is that a teacher from my school was fired after he was caught smoking weed with some students on the school roof. Not sure what happened with the students, though. I assume the parents will be notified, and maybe the police if the whole case involves minors.
The police would come check the lockers from time to time to look for weapons and hard drugs, though.