Shark Jesus is better he has a roaming gang of sharks around the world and are more powerful than anything on the planet.
Fun fact: Jesus never existed. His real name was Yeshua. Also, Yeshua believed that he wasn't the Messiah, because he believed the Messiah had been Simon of Peraea.
It's late I'm tired my sense of humor is broken right now. I'm not hitting on you right now so I'm better than most forum members right?