At least you admit he is America's Jobs Governor!!! That is a start! In time you will come to see his handsomeness and will only refer to him as "Governor Goodhair" from then on.
America's Jobs Governor? No, I didn't. I was quoting your post. And he doesn't have good hair. It kinda looks like a dead skunk was put on his head. In fact, I heard people say he smells like one.
Well first, he is America's Jobs Governor. Second his hair is debatable yet irrelevant. Third, he smells fine!