You are now BANNED!!!

YOU ARE ALL BANNED FOR NOT JOINING THE NKVD NAPOLEONIC WARS REGIMENT! unless you already did.

Aloyius is banned for making a failed roleplaying forum game thread. I went there.

Shisno is banned for going there.

Generalissimo Mosh is banned without a moderator stating a reason as to why.

Banned for lying about his name.

General Mosh is banned for being optimistic about the future.

Epiccheesegrater is banned for being a ball of depression.

General Mosh is banned for being a nebula of happiness.

Shisno is banned for being one of the ebul corruptz modz.

General Mosh is banned for giving a blatant lie as his reason for banning me. And for being a ebul mooselamez stealing 0ur oylz!

Shisno is banned for spelling multiple words incorrectly on purpose. Not cool.

StephenColbert27 is banned for banning Shisno before I could.

General Mosh is banned for spelling multiple words incorrectly and then saying he would ban me for doing the same thing.

Shisno is banned for posting the above post at 8:52 AM, today.

Epiccheesegrater is banned for not adding in correct times of all timezones in his post.

BatallionofRed is hereby banned for existing, contrary to the Statute of C_G, signed, sealed and delivered by yours truly.

C_G is banned for having a Statute. We all know Edicts are where its at.

Shisno is banned because he fully supports the 'Shoot Juanito' edict. Despicable.

Epiccheesegrater is banned hereforth because I could never work out why he had other accounts 1, 2, 3 and 4.

C_G is banned, because I only had accounts 1, 2 and 3. There was no 4.