Chives is now banned for questioning reality. Also I explained in an Email to the War room. Shisuno and Thefatkid are both banned also for posting before me.
Persian is banned for being ninja'd, and thinking that thefatkid will ever equal my amazing ninja-ness.
Persian is banned for: 1) Not following the rules 2) Spreading foul, vile, malicious lies 3) Thinking he is a good ninja, when he is yet to ninja anyone
Epiccheesegrater is banned for such an unfounded allegation. The only mitigating factor is that Jackie Chan is quite recognisable.
Achtung Kommunisten! is banned for questioning the legitimacy of my accusations. At this distance, we cannot clearly tell whether the image in question is Jackie Chan. I will litigate, be sure of that.