YOUMADIMSTYLIN

I managed to be even more indifferent than another candidate who will not be named, as I did not even write my own thread, even though I played a large role in the creation of this system in the first place. You should vote for me and stuff.

Beauty, grace, and a smaller than average penis size. The ideal candidate for the every man.

I agree with 2 of 3 of the points you raise, and offer a counterpoint.
AT LEAST WE DON'T CUT HALF OF OURS OFF YOU FUCKING JEW

A true representative of the people, particularly those of the penis deficient kind.

Naturally I support this half-human monstrosity's attempt to gain power.

Of course all of you moderator bastards pick him... I'm going to go buy your E-Mail adress from gamestop.

Zelda is the truth, the way, and the life. Link is loving, merciful, kind, forgiving, and just. Any who come to him, he will accept, and through his sacrifice all are saved. All who seek Link will find Him. We are created in Link's image. To be made in His image means to have courage, to have the free will to chose, to have intellect, to have the capacity to love, to hate, to feel sorrow, to feel joy, and to experience The hero's presence.

Beauty.

Demon, my old pal! How's life been treating you since I died?

Peachy I assure you.

For a moment this thread remembered me of the good ol' days of the forums.

See? I am all that is good about the forums incarnate. As tribune, I promise to destroy the vast array of autism that has destroyed this forum through my apathy and snappy remarks. I will make a complete joke of all supposedly serious discussion.

You totally said everything I don't want a tribune to do. But it was fun for a moment!!!

You're too smart to vote for one of those other homos. Especially Ler.

Ler can't run because he has an active warning.

Then half the battle is already won. Supreme autist overlord has been expelled. Now, only his vast autistic legions are all that remain.

you are really good with your words.

And you are too good with your head to vote for anyone but me.

but it is right to vote for people that are not cake.

Are you suggesting that cake can constitute a legitimate elected official? I have no time for such trivialities.