Your Real Name

Yeah I know. Its just kind of cool. Also, my dad wanted me and my brother Sam's initials to spell our nicknames. My last name starts with M, so my dad wanted me to be called Timothy Isaiah M. and my brother Samuel Alexander M.

But my mom overruled him and made our middle name Lee.

Tlm and Slm, fantastic nicknames.

I just realized I messed up. If my middle name was Alexander then my initials would be TAM. It was actually supposed to be Timothy Isaiah M.

Which makes it TIM

I see, that would be pretty awesome if it went the way you described.

My real first name is Justin.

"incert teenage pop artist reference here"

Oh God... No, I'm not that Justin. I might as well post my last name as well, just to avoid all this.
My real full name is Justin Reed.

My real first name is Madison.

I still have no idea what I have in common with her.

Why would people call me precious?

L-TO THA-I-TO THA-A-TO THA-M

Da fuck.

My name, Liam.

I thought it might be, for some reason.

Change your name nigger.

No it's Tyrone, it has to be Tyrone.

I'm sorry to dissapoint you all. I try to be black, really, I try. It just doesn't work though :'(

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAND.

Come on guys, let him be black on his birthday.

Intriguing, he acts black, is white, yet lives in what is probably the most Asian part of Manchester.

I don't live in an Asian area at all I go to college in what is definitely the most Asian part of Manchester though.