Your Real Name

I believe he called you a city in Texas.

Well I have to hand it to Vulcan. He always has the ability to make threads that insantly de-rail.

My name is Chives.

This site and its glitched out signatures.

No, you just chose a really, really dumb and really, really out-dated style of one.

So Copy-Paste makes me retarded? yay?

Aye aye captain!

There you go, buddy.

Fuck this. I am making my own badass pirate ship. With hookers... and blackjack!

My Crew-

@Cover
@Vulcan200x
@Surfusa
@pedro3131 ( from beyound the grave!!!!!!!!!!! )

Also I think I fixed it.

You crew will be so drunk that you will be hanged at the 3rd day.

Once again, you've screwed up.
The joke wasn't that he was making his own theme park, with hookers and blackjack.
It's, "You know what, forget the theme park"

Or of course the later, "You know what, forget the lunar lander, and the blackjack."

Come on kid.
Don't play this game with me.
You can't win.

Maybe Chives.. jus maybe... didn't reference the whole joke. Hmm? Maybe just referenced the end.

EDIT:
The more I try to fix it, the worse it gets.
Why?
Because text-art is archaic and modern browsers don't cooperate with consistent spacing required.
Courier New is the only font that this still works with, but that doesn't mean it doesn't look like shit when it's auto-formatted.

I-I-I have no idea how to respond to this.

Here, just use this.

Well we ran into this earlier today, is it fucked up because it looks fine on my laptop.

Change the font to Courier New...

There ya go. Also why do all these threads end up with us talking to each other on something retarded?

Because you dragged me into this with your incompetence...

My name is Jesus Octavio