Comments on Profile Post by Cave Johnson

I'm all about science, my friend! wait what!??

Good let testing begin! Oh, before you start I have to tell you some health mumbo jumbo. You have to take regular breaks or your 'flesh will be burnt off', and we don't want that do we!

No we don't! All we want is Tweet follows and money flowing right into my pockets!

Yes, exactly! And oh another thing, you will be part of the placebo group so you wont have chlorine but liquid nitrogen. I am being told I wasn't meant to tell you that.

Do I have an insurance? This stuff seems to be quite nasty.

No, you for fitted all human rights entering the testing process.

Hmmm... What ever happens to me, I should be able to make a nice profit of ad revenue from your follow and cover all medical expenses as well. Ok, it's a deal!

Yes, medicine can help you.

You , sir , just earned yourself a follower !